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cudrage:

I don’t know why I’m reblogging this

cudrage:

I don’t know why I’m reblogging this

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strawhatgracey:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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i cant

i cant

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omg

campaignomar:

u come high af n start doin shit u never knew u could do nigga i made lasagna n shrimp n i barely kno how 2 spell that shit

vvebkin:

when the whole class knows they’re going to fail the test 

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omfg

omfg

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